| Date: | 1942 or 1943 |
| For: | Voice and piano |
| Published by: | Unpublished |
| Availability: | Autograph in the Edna Iles archive at the British Library; copies held by the Glinka Museum and privately |
Subtitled "about nothing" and inscribed "To my dear teacher Edna Iles". Written as a joke, imitating Iles teaching him English. The tempo marking is Molto stupidamente.